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My Will to Live

85%

of what you do to this website I will take personally

90%

chance there will be revenge

72%

chance of crying if it go broke

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Hiding in the Woods

Where I will go hide in shame when you brake my website

Guard Tower

Where I will protect my website.

River or tears

What happens when you break my precious website.

Why Choose not to break my website?

Look at the peace we could be living in if you simply do not break my website? Does that not look far more fun? What do it?

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